I've finally hired some personal assistants. They're sisters and their names are Witch and Hazel (above, that's Hazel on the left, Witch on the right), and they're not exactly the most skilled candidates for the job, but they're the fuzziest. My main hiring requirement.
They're pretty good at guarding the keyboard.
But sometimes fall asleep on the job.
When it comes to holding papers down, they have no equal.
There's a certain amount of lap chaos, but nothing I can't handle.
Things are going pretty well so far. They've even shown an interest in typing!